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Let this white man sell my face
Look how strong he is - and you still don't wanna have sex with him. THE SHIRT WORKS.
F*** THE BEST WESTERN IN BAKERSFIELD
Ever been the Best Western in Bakersfield? Don't bother
WHATEVA
For that banana in your life that doesn't give a gosh-darn about nothin. This boy's gonna sling his splash-darn banana justice whenever it should splash.
BUTT BABY PROUD TRUCKER HAT
Show you're a Proud American birthed from the Southern Hole of the female body. Wear this hat to political rallies, dialysis clinics, and drive-thru windows.